Thursday, December 21, 2017

5 Truly Tasteless Stocking Stuffers!

Need some last minute stocking stuffers? No time to run to the mall? Let's Amazon Prime some awesomeness into your Christmas with these 5 truly tasteless stocking stuffers!

1. Color me happy with this adult swear-word coloring book!  
Some adults work in profanity the way artists work in oil or clay. Explore your creative side with dozens of hilarious swear words for fun and relaxation. Swear words for every level of profanity and skill level!
Amazon Prime this bad boy for only $8.99.

2. Do you love bacon? So do I! That's why you need this grotesque bacon toothpaste! 
Everything tastes better with bacon, right? Order this savory bacon toothpaste here!

3. Winner, winner, chicken dinner! This culinary delight will be a hit with all the foodies in the family.


50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls is the #1 best seller in its category! Which category? Not sure but we're ordering it anyway. Order the cookbook here. 

4. Who wouldn't be delighted to find a radical Marshmallow Launcher in their stocking? Think of all the festive fun this would bring to your home on Christmas morning. Get your Extreme Classic Blaster Marshmallow Shooter here.


5. Time to get serious...this book could save your cat's life. Help your kitty avoid the pitfalls of irresponsible gun ownership, teen sex and drugs.


Seriously though, how can you resist?  How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives available here.

Thanks for reading everyone, and Merry Christmas!