1. The Self Confidence-Boosting Onesie. Start the guilt trips early with this glib little number. Watch your child grow into a humble young adult, ready to blame himself for all of life's mishaps. Because it's never too early to start building a healthy sense of self-worth!
2. Marijuana Halloween Costume. Your kid will be the hit of the party in this sweet little ensemble. What would make this costume SUPER cool is if there was medical marijuana card sewed into one of the leaves.
3. Baby Bangs. No bangs? No problem. Your precious little girl can sport the newest trend with "Baby Bangs," the headband with fringe bangs. While you're at it, might we also suggest overplucking her eyebrows, applying thick lipliner, and subjecting your daughter to multiple ear piercings.
4. Princess Sweeper Set. Show your daughter her place in the world with this Disney Princess sweeper set. This gift makes a powerful statement, and let's face it...it's never too soon give your kid a leg up in the janitorial profession!
5. The Little Pole Dancer Doll. There are no words.
6. Child's Sized Hooter's T-shirt. Only three things come to mind when I see this....three letters to be exact: WTF.
7. This ingenious product doesn't even seem to have a name, but the picture says it all.
8. Weird Daddy Saddle. Why spend all that money at summer camp when your tiny tot can ride Daddy instead? Trust me, your husband will LOVE it!
9. Princess Diana Baby Doll. For just $150, your favorite pedophile little one can pay tribute to Princess Di. Er...a very adult-looking Diana shrunk into a baby's body. Creeptastic!
10. The Zaky Baby Pillow. Because who WOULDN'T want their child comforted by a pair of dismembered hands? This product takes the cake as the most disturbing product in the lineup. The manufacturer even recommends imprinting your scent by sleeping with one of the arms. Um...yeah.
Did I miss anything? Anyone else seen a weird, questionable, or truly tasteless baby gift? If so, please share!