Since I am still recovering from the Top 25 Funny Mommy Blogs contest, and my two-year old has ABORTED NAPS and I just spent 20 minutes walking her to her dance class in the sweltering heat, only to have her CRY and REFUSE to dance, after we just spent $50 on her tutu for her spring recital, for which she has learned no choreography, so I walked her all the way back home and now I'm sweaty and PISSED, feeling like a jipped stage mom...ugh...what was I saying?
Basically, I'm annoyed today and don't feel like writing, but I am in serious need of a laugh, so I wanted to share with you some funny-ass blogs I found. If you're having a shitty day too, I hope they cheer you up!
The first one is called Shit My Kids Ruined. The name says it all. Elegant in its simplicity, this blog features photos that readers send in of...you guessed it...shit their kids ruined. Genius! All I have to do is look at this blog and laugh. (I guess crying through dance class isn't so bad after all when compared to some of these pics.)
I'm also a huge fan of the mommy blog Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, in particular, this post called Toddlers vs. Assholes. Just read it, okay? Trust me.
And finally, I came across this post from the Little Hen House blog regarding toddler breastfeeding and La Leche League. I almost choked on my green tea when I read this one. F-cking hilarious! She basically rips La Leche League a new one for making mommies feel like crap if they don't breastfeed their babies for like, I don't know, five years. I loved this post and commentary because new mommies are under so much pressure to breastfeed that sometimes they lose sight of what is really important--general health and well-being. (Yes, breastfeeding can be a very important part of that, but it's certainly not everything!)
So, enjoy! And when I'm feeling more spry and my kid isn't freaking out, I will be back with some witty and original thoughts. I hope.